Smart street

Everywoman has to smart. No matters where they work are, who you marry with, either decide to be housewife or career woman, you have to smart. No deal with that. Wait. I’m not talking about having a great score on examination or get A+ diamond for calculus test (this kind of woman geek) . You get wrong.

I’m telling you about being smart street wife and mother. If you smart, your little skittle will grow enormous. If you smart, your household will perfect. Vice versa. Smart women would be smart enough to choose what is good for their family. They will select the best education which are require for the children. Therefore they must start thinking about how to save for their child’s education. Smart women always have an idea how to dish up healthy food. So they will look for all the kind of healthy food. And I’m sure, they are going mad when they find their children eating lots of noodles secretly. They feel fail and cry out load.

Smart women know how to teach their children by religion. They educate their children to obey their God. They explain what is good and what is bad then let the children pick the way they go through this life by theirselves. A good mother doesn’t push. They direct.

Then, smart women must be good at handling money and bill paying too. They will start by creating 3 types of account bank. One for save, second for spend and the last for donate. They’re not only being ‘maid’ like conventional wife did. They are the manager in family. As in company, manager must be smart. Right?

Women are new variety of monster. Named multitasking monster. They do many things at once. What every woman should know that juggling kids, money, household, husband (repeat) is tough but doable. Yipikayey. Glory for women!

Ehem *Clear the throat*

Oh Men,

     Caaan

          youuuu

dooo

    thaaaa

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    aaaaaat? *slow motion*

((That))

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      ((That)) *Echo mode on*

I bet you couldn’t. Sorry for this pessimistic gender. Heuheuheu. *smirk*

So what’s husband are for, lida? I don’t know. Let me think about that. Ummmm alright, I appreciate your existence just as granule of dust (butiran debu.red) in our family. Hahahaha peace,men! Just kidding. We need you. #GrupHug. Oh My God, I think The Association of Men With Dust gonna throw me with smelly tomatoes. *Run away to the moon*

Yea. Don’t take my ramblings seriously.

Last, we obligated to be capable in any role. As a chef, As a maid, As a teacher, As a wife, As a mom, As a financial planner, As a friend, As a metal detector(?), As an animal trainer(??), As a floor mat(???), As a potato chip (POTATO WHAT? WHAT DID I WRITE?????)  in one person. Remember, only smart street does.

So Ladies, prepare yourself for this coolest job in the world. Miaw~

Mailida, February 2013